I dare you to say that in Wales

Before. Always before.

Obviously, you patch the IDE so it doesn’t

Centralise what’s decentralised and decentralise what’s Centralised and you’ll look like a genius.

… and those who were expecting a ternary joke

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Real Programmers

Android Studio itself doesn’t seem to be that resource hungry but the emulator on the other hand…

The one true Linus

Maybe we should all host our shitty code on github and make the ai psychotic!

Yeah, it wasn’t fun!

I’ve had job interviews where I had to hand-write a basic cms with no Internet access. With my handwriting that’s not good.

I just remembered option base 0 :-)

When JavaScript was first released, it was a god-send. The alternative was vbscript and if you think JavaScript is bad…

I solved one of these once upon a time.

There was a function that wasn’t called from anywhere in the project which if deleted caused the whole system to fail in test and (presumably) production at runtime. It turned out to be scripts for a cron job that were only on the servers. I moved them in to the project and thus version control. Mystery solved.

They’re called you-nit tests for a reason

He spelt it wrong

index and jindex

First one, then the other!

As one of the new users, I’m broadly in favour