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GrishAix@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

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is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

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GrishAix@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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Stolen from here: https://floss.social/@ostechnix/110497550441327245

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  • animist@lemmy.one
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    bad recursion brb

    lol lost it at that one

  • 🔻Sleepless One🔻@lemmygrad.ml
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    “Bad recursion brb” is a good one.

    • asexualchangeling@lemmy.mlBanned
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      Reminds me of a lot of linux names, “Wine Is Not an Emulator” for example

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        What you are referring to as “Linux” is in fact “GNU/Linux” or as I have recently taken to calling it “GNU is Not Unix/Linux”

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          As someone who was familiar with gimp Long before I ever tried Linux, much less knew what gnu was, I always found it funny that the first letter was itself a recursive acronym

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    Love the brb one :D

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    statically typed feels unwise

    no C++ dev ever

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    deleted by creator

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    The ones you have really got to watch out for are RTFM and PEBCAK. That’s when you know you have a problem.

    God forbid you ever catch your child texting about RAII.

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      PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer

      P2A(P) - Packet To Air Problem - Newtork cable not plugged in.

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    Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

    TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

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      aka: all my code

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