Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWe must stay focusedpawb.socialimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1655arrow-down127
arrow-up1628arrow-down1imageWe must stay focusedpawb.socialTibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareBappity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·1 year agoyou need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
minus-squareMojave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·1 year agoThis joke’s at least 12 years stale
minus-squaredarcy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agobad code. that should be abstracted to coma()
you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
This joke’s at least 12 years stale
sleep(3.786912e+11)bad code. that should be abstracted to
coma()