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AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.mlM to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 years ago

Saving the world

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Saving the world

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AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.mlM to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 years ago
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    2 years ago

    A stand-up meeting every two hours in which nobody actually stands up

    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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      And the meeting lasts 45 minutes, minimum

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        And the project manager is just talking about his son’s college football game for 44 of those minutes.

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          It’s like we all work in the same company

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    “I could have done this in half the time with X.”

    “Now is NOT the time to change framework!”

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      If we make this better automated, then we can save a lot of time and effort after just 10 apocalyptic events

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