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Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

First thing the new hire did before quitting

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First thing the new hire did before quitting

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Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • asexualchangeling@lemmy.mlBanned
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    They wouldn’t have had to go through all that effort if they’d just open sourced the code in the first place

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    So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

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      It’s called programmer humor for a reason: we’re just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

      • Rentlar@beehaw.org
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        a shitty script for you.

        import repost.js as r

        while true do

        if r.lastpost() > 24h then

        r.postmeme()

        endif

        done

      • NightoftheLemmy@sh.itjust.works
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        Noice :D

    • Forkk@beehaw.org
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      If it’s anything like the subreddit was, it’ll go through multi-year cycles where it alternates back and forth between funny original jokes and reposting the same thing every week.

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      I’m not good with computers

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    Sometimes, you’ve gotta fix it yourself

    I can only wonder what sort of bug drove them that far.

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      As an interviewer, I would find the dedication to solving that itch intriguing.

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    There’s a similar joke of a guy who joined customer support for a phone network provider in my country just to cancel his own contract.

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    hahah I wish I had that financial stability

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    The bug fix: sudo rm -rf /

  • Sean Tilley@lemmy.ml
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    This reminds me of the story of that guy who joined Twitter just to fix an annoying login bug. He submitted his resignation just after the fix got merged in.

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      Another dude bought twitter just to fire everyone.

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