Yea, vim really isn’t anything near how useful emacs is.

If you read the docs for json_decode, the default behavior is to operate with stdClass - I too prefer working with associative arrays because of their power but… that kind of just reinforces how useful they are. PHP can give you the full Java class system if you want… it’s just a pain and useless in most circumstances so we all just toss around associative arrays.

Eh. It works just fine. I agree JSON encoding is weird but if you use it the recommended way (just use a StdClass object and throw on the fields you need) it works fine. Someone added half assed support for weird PHP arrays that usually works and is generally good enough.

Shout out to PHP which just don’t give a fuck $arr['apple'] = 5

As low as my opinion on some exes may be, I still don’t believe it’s appropriate to mark them as candidates for garbage collection.

Mate, your GF is definitely global. I was able to access her just fine… read AND write.

Every single entry other than thief is “still a student”

Sometimes, but practically never. Just be a thief.

Pointer references protected (Canadian) memory.

shirt.isShortSleeved()

I dazzle the youngins every time I git rebase

I disagree.

Be…before I go. Could you approve all my experimental PRs?

Real story, I have a branch that’s been open for four years at my company to add support for nested postgres transactions. It works flawlessly… but we, the senior devs, are uncertain if it’s a power that would be used responsibly by the juniors. If I’m going to walk into the light, I’m going to make sure there’s a badass explosion behind me.

What if I told you… imposter syndrome is real and you’re probably a pretty good programmer. If you care enough to frequent this community on lemmy you’re probably in the top 25% at least.

Personally I assemble my clothes in a B+ tree on my desk. I’ve found that the hash lookup algorithm I was using had too many collisions.

It depends on the SQL. Anything non-trivial is still much better to write by hand to keep the intent clear.

Sublime is actually great at that especially when I keep my SQL in heredocs.

There’s no way we’re running in multi statement mode… I like my prepared queries, thank you very much.

In actuality I randomly switch between them. I am chaotic evil.

I’m quite aware… basically it means that novice devs can create a table in camelCase and query in camelCase… but you can clean it all up as long as they didn’t realize you needed double quotes.

Yea, but did you pronounce that Essquel or Sequel?