Thief, or Procrastinator.

if only all my friends were like that

They definitely tolerate my nerdiness, but they just don’t get it, even after an explanation.

Comment out the broken clock 😭

Try CTRL+Q it works with other stuff on the term- oh, WAIT WHAT

Yeah 💀 the for loop won’t run then

Hmm, what a great idea that totally doesn’t look like a scam!

Yeah, but RAM is a bit costly, so saving up for it.

*dies in 4GB RAM*

I prefer waffles

🖕we love 4

Yeah, I think if you don’t have that logic it’s pretty hard to teach someone how programming works. Would take 50% more effort to learn it. But if your brain can think logically, your only barrier is how much you know - once you know it, you could do it.

“my hobby are collecting hobbies” oh gosh that is so relatable. I simply cannot decide on a single hobby, and all of my hobbies end up getting lost one way or another - but even if I sometimes stop programming for months, I will always come back to it and just look at the magic of how fun it is when you solve a problem, because it’s different every single time.

Stack Overflow barely answers my questions most of the time unless they have a very specific problem that word for word matches mine. Me, I turn to Discord, since it’s just a lot faster.

tbf though, some people just don’t have the way of thinking that a programmer needs

your brain has to be wired in some way that you can understand that computers understand absolutely nothing, don’t respond to please and thank you (a friend of mine has tried that with a bot I made), and need exact instructions that are often case-sensitive and sensitive to pretty much everything

I find that it seems like common sense, but for some it isn’t. So remember, however stupid of a programmer you are, the users tend to be dumber.