tiredofsametab

That’s a problem with no coding standards, peer review, etc.

write_good_code() or die(qw(enough rope to hang yourself));

or die unless write_good_code();

“perl was probably useful once”?!

I’m willing to bet a TON of medical and banking data is still making its way through perl today. (I’m not necessarily saying this is a good thing, but I have years of experience in healthcare IT).

Writing code is for chumps, and the more code you right, the more of a chump you are.

So you’re the one in there wronging up my code?

Write smaller units. Test those units. Save time.

eight, five, four, nine, one, seven, six, ten, three, two … ew

I was always partial to groovy/grails, personally. Springboot basically killed it. I mostly work in Go these days and enjoy it well enough.

Perl actually uses my and our to do scope.

my @foo;

our $bar;