Ah childhood memories, they explain so much…

The article doesn’t seem to say what type of database they moved to, I’d like to imagine it’s an excel spreadsheet…

If you used Kelvin it would be even worse… 300F = 422K, multiply by 3 = 1266K = 1819F…

Why? Is pitch not accepting the merge requests?

Is that like AskJeeves? I’ve never heard of them.

No, I do not use Manjaro, I actually use Arch Linux secretly…

Translations below for the uninitiated

Install Linux: Reformat and rice your Rice Cooker
Linux: GNU/Linux
Strap on my Linux helmet: Tip my Fedora
Squeeze into a Linux cannon: sudo -s
Linux land: Distro Watch and/or Unix Porn
Linuxes: Distros
Linuxies: Honestly just other distros…

Yeah, it’s spelled “inherface”

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management

Yup, C is written in C. You bootstrap using a compiler written in another language until your language is complete enough to write its own compiler.

Croissant moon good enough?: 🥐