If someone corrects what you wrote into an English sentence, and you have a problem with people looking out for you, then you’re a dick.

I’d probably go back in a heartbeat.

Remember: once a dick, always a dick. Reddit will not be unshittified, even if it looks that way for very brief moments.

One day I will wake up, realize ‘based’ went the way of ‘tubular’ and probably still not have an objective definition.

Fruit from the poisoned typo.

I feel like the only thing missing here is a starter pistol, and we have a new genre of porn.

If it’s after 4 on a Friday and your VPN has just kicked you out, start leveraging those external contacts HARD.

The HR rep is the real red flag.

Yep. I knew our company’s death-march lawsuit of IBM had reached me when my boss immediately asks “Elaine, are you on the call?” I took the news stoically enough, so much that they asked whether I was okay, and something like the 137th layoff for this company is my only one so far.