Developers yet again waiting for me to debug the build and deployment pipelines I broke after another change I made that morning for no good reason

“Fuck these microservices, we’re going back to monoliths!”

Me temporarily forgetting the structure of an if statement in Shell.

I’m ops so I just get to enjoy how confused they get when their shit only works locally.

Frontend: “Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn’t the 90s.”

Throws React at it

From what I gather, only the first half of the season is a prequel arc.

Good companies wouldn’t fire someone for this because:

1. There should be processes in place to prevent this, or recover from this, anyway. It’s a team/department failure and you would just be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

2. They now know you’ve experienced this and will hopefully know to never do it again. Bringing in someone else could just reintroduce the issue.

DB admins rawdogging the prod postgres on a Friday evening.

My company has been moving onto Kubernetes recently and I’ve found Lens to be very helpful with it. It has a nice cluster dashboard and has inbuilt shortcuts to jump onto containers, see logs, etc.

I work with a whole team of wjhbr.