What was your first girlfriend like?

error: IndexOutOfBoundsException

My perception of which side of the Dunning Kruger effect I’m on is in some kind of quantum superposition.

Index Out of Bounds: A classic off-by-one mystery

I got rid of the beans…

What did it cost you?

Every meme

Seriously what’s up with Lemmy and beans

Oh man, I really thought that under the mask was going to be a bunch of open source software.

Fantastic idea but I don’t think it goes far enough. Why stop at comments? I want to be able to write whole functions and classes like that!

What do you get when you cross an overworked dev team with management that sets stupid deadlines and treats them like resources?

The system you fucking deserve.

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I thought zero width whitespace characters were the ones to go for if you want to be evil.

You really do see so many of those over time.

// Temporary - remove after rollout

And you do a git blame to see if you can safely remove it and the code is like 5 years old and the person has left the company.

Sir, by my calculations we can save millions by having developers switching to a light theme before printing their code for review.

Like back in the day when the Romans would have the engineer stand underneath the bridge while it was tested.

grits teeth

Ok… now open the gate just a little bit