Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

ADA is an F-22 Raptor. Effective and functional, but you can’t have one.

MQTT has a last-will-and-testament feature.

They were actually hacking rival TV show producers in real-time. (This is a lie)

sees them typing into notepad

“Wait this might actually be legit…”

The hacking scene in the Command and Conquer game is unrivalled. Actually piloting worms through cyberspace, with the very real risk of death to the hacker, this is the future I knew and loved as a child

Stop using 2fa where its not needed. My university library logs me out every 45 minutes and requires microsoft authentication to log in.

Seriously, whats a hacker going to do if tgey get my password,download a PDF? Send a citation to my Favorites list?

Our authentication system is experiencing difficulty, please just type ADMIN / ADMIN.

Please just dont do anything you arent supposed to, my boss will kill me

This sounds therapeautic